Q) I really have no questions. Everything has been explained clearly, and to my satisfaction. A) Great. Glad to have been so helpful. Hope you come back soon! Q) I don’t even know why you need this ‘faq’ section. A) Umm, is that a question. You said you had no questions. Suddenly you seem to have formulated one. Q) Well no, not really. It just seems that with things being so clear and all, there’s really no need for a ‘frequently asked question’ section given that, well once again, things being so…understandable, there simple are no questions —at least ones that are frequently asked. A) What are you trying to say. Why don’t you just say what you’re saying, just come out with it. Stop beating around the bush. Just beat the bush already. Q) No, no really. You are misunderstanding. Please just calm down. I’m not trying to say anything. A) Look, just come out with it man. Say what it is you want to say, or else make like a (_____) and get the hell out of here. Q) Fine, you hostile freak. A) Fine, let’s hear it. Q) Well… A) Yeah, good question. I don’t really know. Most people ask that. It is frequently asked. Sorry I couldn’t be of more help. Q) Oh, Ok well, g-day sir. A) G-day to you. Say hi to your daddy for me. |